"Lol, I always think the "mohair suit" line in "Bennie and the Jets" is, "You know Jesús" (like, pronounced the Spanish way)."

LOL YES! I used to think that too, come to think of it! Though I only just recently learned the words to Bennie and the Jets, and pretty much all of it is not what I thought it was. I never would have known a "Candy and Ronnie" were in that song had I not looked up the lyrics. =P