"Everyone's all safe and sound but still has their memories, so they're just all "Well that was effed up! LOL!""

LOL RIGHT? I'd love for the show to end on a collective "What the FUCK was all that about?" moment.

Thank you so much, my dear! I'm glad you liked it!

"...and Jack and Sawyer will totes already know how much of a pain in the ass Kate is and also frolic off into the sunset to be domestic and adorable and AWESOME."

As Jorge said, she needs to go ruin someone else's life. ;)